Monday, February 22, 2010
Target Audience Analysis
Target Audience Analysis
Gender: Male
Age: 18-30
Interests: Sports, Movies, Gaming, Social Networking, Television
Habits: Drinking, Eating Fast Food, Being Lazy
Other things they like to watch or read: Sitcoms, Horror Movies, Thrillers, Action Movies, Sports Programming
What they do in their spare time: Party, Watch sports, Hang out with friends, Exercise, Gamble.
Things they buy: Video games, Movies, Music, Junk food, Electronics, Computers.
Where they live: College dorms, Apartments, With their parents, Houses.
Income level: $0 - $75,000
Maximum Education Level: Masters Degree
Anything else that is relevant: Generally people that enjoy having a good time, usually with a group of people. Hardly ever alone.
Gender: Male
Age: 18-30
Interests: Sports, Movies, Gaming, Social Networking, Television
Habits: Drinking, Eating Fast Food, Being Lazy
Other things they like to watch or read: Sitcoms, Horror Movies, Thrillers, Action Movies, Sports Programming
What they do in their spare time: Party, Watch sports, Hang out with friends, Exercise, Gamble.
Things they buy: Video games, Movies, Music, Junk food, Electronics, Computers.
Where they live: College dorms, Apartments, With their parents, Houses.
Income level: $0 - $75,000
Maximum Education Level: Masters Degree
Anything else that is relevant: Generally people that enjoy having a good time, usually with a group of people. Hardly ever alone.
Target Audience Analysis 1
Zombie Island
On a hot, sunny afternoon at the beach in gorgeous South Padre Island sits Julius Caesar. This isn’t just some strange man named Julius Caesar, this is the Julius Caesar leader of Rome. Julius Caesar has rose from the dead and is now a grotesque zombie that likes to go to hot spring break spots for young college kids. Lying on the beach Julius Caesar draws the attention from a few college spring breakers and they decide to follow him to his luxurious hotel. The spring breakers then realize that Julius Caesar isn’t the only former historical figure that has rose from the dead as a zombie but that there are many other figures like President Abraham Lincoln, Josef Stalin, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Mao Zedong, and the like. They were all there, apparently in death you have no differences because well…no one has what you want so it doesn’t matter. All their differences are reconciled and they are just here to do one thing and that’s party. The two college kids named Ted Gerard and Frank Ricardo are watching the zombies from a distance and naturally are in South Padre Island to party. They realize how awesome of a story they would have to go back home and tell their “bros” about how they partied with zombies on spring break. Ted and Frank put ugly make-up on and dress homely like zombies in order to get into the party to hang out with the world figures. Once in there they are casually drinking with the other zombies, Ted decides he wants to move the keg closer to the beer pong table, doing so he knocks the keg on its side and it rolls into the table and knocks everything over. At this point the music comes to a stop and all attention is on Ted and Frank. The zombies now realize that Ted and Frank are not real zombies and attempt to kill them. Ted and Frank evade the blood lusting zombies for now but all the former leaders and historical figures are angry at the human race now and declare war upon the whole world. A world wide fight erupts by the acts of two drunk college freshmen. Hundreds of thousands of zombies arise from the grave to wreak havoc on the living. There is a zombie apocalypse and the zombies seem to be winning the fight. President Lincoln and Julius Caesar finally run into Ted and Frank again to gain their revenge for disrupting their party. Lincoln and Caesar sink their blood thirsting teeth into Ted and Frank to kill them and feel forever at peace knowing that the living will no longer bother their parties on spring break. The next spring break the zombies are partying in Panama City at their hotel. Two homely looking zombies that are moving the keg accidentally knock it over and it rolls into the beer pong table and knocks it over again. They stare at the two zombies and realize they are the two young college kids that they had killed the previous year, only to realize that they are now zombies too.
The End
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Obituary
Ted “The Animal” Gerard
Ted Gerard died in South Padre Island, Texas on March 12th 2009 suffering from neck bite wounds caused by the recent zombie apocalypse. Ted was known to be the reason for the zombie apocalypse stemming from a recent party attended by Ted and zombies alike. The bites occurred after Ted got trapped in a back alley by Julius Caeser (zombie) and Abraham Lincoln (zombie). The zombies left him for dead and he was found by his best friend Frank Ricardo.
Ted was born on October 12th 1990 in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He is one of three siblings, his parents Paul and Lisa Gerard, his brother Garth, and his sister Eliza. Ted was currently enrolled at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst. He was a sophomore in class standing and was an undeclared major. Ted’s legacy was preceded by his fathers’ , who is a famous lawyer in Massachusetts. Ted won several awards in his fraternity, Alpha Pi Alpha, including “longest keg stand” and “longest drunk bicycle ride.” Ted was also recently involved in servicing his community, it has not been stated whether it was volunteer or not.
Ted is survived by his parents, Paul and Lisa Gerard, brother Garth, and sister Eliza. He is preceded in death by his best friend Frank Ricardo, who the zombies got to first.
There was going to be a public wake at Cambridge Funeral Home on Thursday at 3:00 p.m. but, he can now be seen wreaking havoc in the streets because he has been turned into a zombie. Ted has been known to hang around the corner of Mass. Ave. and Upland St. Memorial contributions are now donated to the L.K.Z. (Let’s Kill Zombies) fund to further prevent these recent attacks and can be made at St. John’s The Evangelist Roman Catholic in Cambridge, Ma.
Ted Gerard died in South Padre Island, Texas on March 12th 2009 suffering from neck bite wounds caused by the recent zombie apocalypse. Ted was known to be the reason for the zombie apocalypse stemming from a recent party attended by Ted and zombies alike. The bites occurred after Ted got trapped in a back alley by Julius Caeser (zombie) and Abraham Lincoln (zombie). The zombies left him for dead and he was found by his best friend Frank Ricardo.
Ted was born on October 12th 1990 in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He is one of three siblings, his parents Paul and Lisa Gerard, his brother Garth, and his sister Eliza. Ted was currently enrolled at the University of Massachusetts at Amherst. He was a sophomore in class standing and was an undeclared major. Ted’s legacy was preceded by his fathers’ , who is a famous lawyer in Massachusetts. Ted won several awards in his fraternity, Alpha Pi Alpha, including “longest keg stand” and “longest drunk bicycle ride.” Ted was also recently involved in servicing his community, it has not been stated whether it was volunteer or not.
Ted is survived by his parents, Paul and Lisa Gerard, brother Garth, and sister Eliza. He is preceded in death by his best friend Frank Ricardo, who the zombies got to first.
There was going to be a public wake at Cambridge Funeral Home on Thursday at 3:00 p.m. but, he can now be seen wreaking havoc in the streets because he has been turned into a zombie. Ted has been known to hang around the corner of Mass. Ave. and Upland St. Memorial contributions are now donated to the L.K.Z. (Let’s Kill Zombies) fund to further prevent these recent attacks and can be made at St. John’s The Evangelist Roman Catholic in Cambridge, Ma.
Short Story
Zombie Island
On a hot, sunny afternoon at the beach in gorgeous South Padre Island sits Julius Caesar. This isn’t just some strange man named Julius Caesar, this is the Julius Caesar leader of Rome. Julius Caesar has rose from the dead and is now a zombie that likes to go to hot spring break spots for young college kids. Lying on the beach Julius Caesar draws the attention from a few college spring breakers and they decide to follow him home to his hotel. They then realize that Julius Caesar isn’t the only former historical figure that has rose from the dead as a zombie but that there are many other figures like President Abraham Lincoln, Josef Stalin, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Mao Zedong, and the like. They were all there, apparently in death you have no differences because well…no one has what you want so it doesn’t matter. All their differences are reconciled and they are just here to do one thing and that’s party. The two college kids named Ted and Frank are watching the zombies from a distance and naturally are in South Padre Island to party. They realize how cool of a story they would have to go back home and tell their bros about how they partied with zombies on spring break. Ted and Frank put make-up on and dress up like zombies in order to get into the party to hang out with the world figures. Once in there they are casually drinking with the other zombies, Ted decides he wants to move the keg closer to the beer pong table, doing so he knocks the keg on its side and it rolls into the table and knocks everything over. At this point the music stops and all attention is on Ted and Frank. The zombies now realize that Ted and Frank are not real zombies and attempt to kill them. Ted and Frank evaded the zombies for now but all the former leaders and historical figures are angry at the human race now and declare war upon the whole world. A world wide fight erupts by the acts of two drunk college freshmen. Hundreds of thousands of zombies arise from the grave to wreak havoc on the living. There is a zombie apocalypse and the zombies seem to be winning the fight. President Lincoln and Julius Caesar finally run into Ted and Frank again to gain their revenge for disrupting their party. Lincoln and Caesar finally kill them and feel forever at peace knowing that the living will no longer bother their parties on spring break. The next years spring break the zombies are partying in Panama City at their hotel. Two zombies moving the keg knock it over and it rolls into the beer pong table and knocks it over again. They stare at the two zombies and realize they are the two young college kids that they had killed the previous year, only to realize that they are now zombies too.
On a hot, sunny afternoon at the beach in gorgeous South Padre Island sits Julius Caesar. This isn’t just some strange man named Julius Caesar, this is the Julius Caesar leader of Rome. Julius Caesar has rose from the dead and is now a zombie that likes to go to hot spring break spots for young college kids. Lying on the beach Julius Caesar draws the attention from a few college spring breakers and they decide to follow him home to his hotel. They then realize that Julius Caesar isn’t the only former historical figure that has rose from the dead as a zombie but that there are many other figures like President Abraham Lincoln, Josef Stalin, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Mao Zedong, and the like. They were all there, apparently in death you have no differences because well…no one has what you want so it doesn’t matter. All their differences are reconciled and they are just here to do one thing and that’s party. The two college kids named Ted and Frank are watching the zombies from a distance and naturally are in South Padre Island to party. They realize how cool of a story they would have to go back home and tell their bros about how they partied with zombies on spring break. Ted and Frank put make-up on and dress up like zombies in order to get into the party to hang out with the world figures. Once in there they are casually drinking with the other zombies, Ted decides he wants to move the keg closer to the beer pong table, doing so he knocks the keg on its side and it rolls into the table and knocks everything over. At this point the music stops and all attention is on Ted and Frank. The zombies now realize that Ted and Frank are not real zombies and attempt to kill them. Ted and Frank evaded the zombies for now but all the former leaders and historical figures are angry at the human race now and declare war upon the whole world. A world wide fight erupts by the acts of two drunk college freshmen. Hundreds of thousands of zombies arise from the grave to wreak havoc on the living. There is a zombie apocalypse and the zombies seem to be winning the fight. President Lincoln and Julius Caesar finally run into Ted and Frank again to gain their revenge for disrupting their party. Lincoln and Caesar finally kill them and feel forever at peace knowing that the living will no longer bother their parties on spring break. The next years spring break the zombies are partying in Panama City at their hotel. Two zombies moving the keg knock it over and it rolls into the beer pong table and knocks it over again. They stare at the two zombies and realize they are the two young college kids that they had killed the previous year, only to realize that they are now zombies too.
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